一人一個拍拖之匪夷所思💋 Ft.十萬個激嬲女友的理由 🥶 宣佈新環節「啷讀C生暴龍哥」

今日初三情人節究竟你陪阿媽去拜年,定陪女朋友去燭光晚餐?你講😇 我相信留得響到同我哋睇首播嘅,都有一定嘅實力⋯
之前大家睇我讀凱婷咁開心,我就準備咗新環節,記得睇到最尾呀😚
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    6 天 前

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    6 天 前

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    6 天 前

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    7 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    8 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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  55. TheChosen

    TheChosen

    10 天 前

    He or She that commits sin is of the devil, I John 3:8 (I John 3:8). If you are into lying, cheating, bitterness, keeping malice, pride, manifesting anger, quarrelling, unforgiving, hatred, envy, contention, strife, bitterness, cursing, speaking evil of others, taking or giving bribe, selfishness, deception, kidnapping, smuggling, falsification of documents, swearing, extortion and other sinful character dispositions, you must repent (Colossians 3:5-9; Romans 1:29-32; Proverbs 6:16-19). Such evil and wicked character will hinder the manifestation of God’s abundant blessings upon your life. If you are into lust, masturbation, fornication, adultery, prostitution (private or public), patronizing prostitutes, abortion, lesbianism, homosexuality, bestiality, watching pornography (I Corinthians 6:9-10), immoral thoughts or any act of immorality, you need to repent (Galatians 5:19-21; Mathew 5:28; Mark 7:21-23). Jesus loves you and wants to save you. Visit this church, 'THE LORD'S CHOSEN CHARISMATIC REVIVAL MOVEMENT'. www.tlccrm.org OR www.tlccrm.org/chosentvOR cnwill.info Are you into idolatry? Are you into cultism, whether open or secret cult? Do you practice witchcraft or Yoga? Do you smoke cigarette or cannabis? Do you sell them or offer them to people? Do you smoke or sniff hard drugs such as cocaine, heroin, captain black, hashish or other banned drugs or snuff? Are you lusting - lusting after men or women, covetous, alcohol drinking (proverbs 31:4-6)? You must repent, stop them and give your life to Jesus Christ. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. Are you into marry and divorce? Then you are a sinner. Are you married to more than one person? Repent!! Marriage is between a man and a woman. Marriage is for better and for worse until death separates (Matthew 19:3-6). ‘Wherefore they are no more two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together let no man put asunder (separate)’. Cheating on your wife or husband is sin. Proverbs 28: 13 says, ‘‘He that covers his sins shall not prosper...You must repent of them, confess and forsake them (1 John 1:9). Are you into worldliness? Don’t you know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? (James 4:4; II John2:15-17). So, you must stop bleaching your body or painting your mouth, eyes, hands and legs or fixing attachments, weave-on, earrings (Genesis 35:2-4), bangles, chains and frying or perming your hair. Tattooing your body is satanic. Are you one of those that put on nude dresses, short skirts, transparent dresses to seduce men or women (a Seducer or a Promoter of lust is a Sinner - Mathew 5:28) Perhaps you wear trousers as a woman? (Read Deuteronomy 22:5), that is an abomination (Revelation 21:8, 27). Therefore, make up your mind, repent and give your life to Jesus Christ. Are you spoilt? Jeremiah 4:30 says, ‘‘And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee. They will seek thy life’’. (2 Kings 9:30; Hosea 2:13; Exodus 33:1-6) A Christian is not a Sinner and a Sinner is not a Christian (I John 3:9). If you must be a blessed child of God, then you must repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ. If you believe Jesus Christ today, righteousness of God will come into your life and abundant life will be your portion (1 John 11-12). If you neglect this call to repentance and salvation and die, you will not escape fire of Hell (Hebrews 2:3). It is foolishness and sin to say or think that there is no God (Psalm 14:1; 9:17). Luke 13:3, Jesus said, ‘I tell you, Nay: but except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish’. Cut off every besetting sin (Hebrew 12:1-2; Mark 9:43-48). If you have decided now (2 Corinthians 6:2) to give your life to Jesus Christ and to forsake your sinful lifestyle, please say this prayer: Almighty God, I come unto you in the name of Jesus. Father I confess that I am a sinner. All my sins I confess to you. I am very sorry for all my sins (mention those you can remember). Lord I promise you that from today I will never continue in them anymore. I believe that Jesus Christ died and rose again on the third day for my justification. Almighty God, use the blood of Jesus to wash my sins away. Lord Jesus, come into my heart, be my Lord and personal Saviour. I surrender my life to you. Cancel my name from the books of death and write it in the book of life. Give me power to sin no more. In Jesus name I pray. Amen!! 'THE LORD'S CHOSEN CHARISMATIC REVIVAL MOVEMENT'. www.tlccrm.org OR www.tlccrm.org/chosentv cnwill.info 1John 1:9 If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. Hell is a place of torment forever...continuous burning by fire. The fire is never quenched, with crying and weeping forever (Mark 9:43-48; Psalm 9:17; Mathew 25:41). It was originally prepared for satan and his demons, but anybody that obeys the devil in committing sin and refuse to repent and accept Jesus Christ, if the person dies in sins, he or she will be thrown into Hell. You still have the opportunity to repent now, amend your ways, live and spend eternity in heaven. Go to www.tlccrm.org

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    Fred Anson

    10 天 前

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    sha kinlam

    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    CL

    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    Ezra Choi

    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    10 天 前

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    Chan Wai Yat

    10 天 前

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    Kính Tu

    10 天 前

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    ENDY CHOW

    10 天 前

    good

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    Odie Chan

    10 天 前

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  70. Anton Ngan

    Anton Ngan

    10 天 前

    weeeee~酒吧之匪夷所思

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    Thomas Chung

    10 天 前

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  72. chiu yui

    chiu yui

    10 天 前

    禾爽問嘰時可以請大師藍猛衝上來你地墮坐嘉賓?

  73. Edith Ng

    Edith Ng

    10 天 前

    大佬d表情好正😂

  74. man hei

    man hei

    10 天 前

    Zzz

  75. chun250

    chun250

    10 天 前

    8oz奶樽應該講維他奶

  76. GaJnk

    GaJnk

    10 天 前

    可唔可以少啲屎尿屁,有時食緊飯真係睇睇下退翻出去

  77. La La

    La La

    11 天 前

    好鍾意啷毒C生🤣🤣🤣

  78. Dora -abobo

    Dora -abobo

    11 天 前

    玩什么不好,玩屎??是我肯定翻脸😠😣

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    chu rainki

    11 天 前

    字幕有啲錯字喎😂 但堅好笑😂😂😂

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    TheRetroAshley

    11 天 前

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      機動電視台RTV

      10 天 前

      新年假後公布

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    wai lui

    11 天 前

    暴龍哥你又錯了 可能吞另外D野就會天長地久 因為係自願的

  82. Fung Kyle

    Fung Kyle

    11 天 前

    Support

  83. 同吉熊學

    同吉熊學

    11 天 前

    爆龍哥, 請你再演繹一次, 荷蘭豆炒豬西 ,呢個喺電栗嗰段

  84. Woon Kwok Tam

    Woon Kwok Tam

    11 天 前

    朗讀求愛的說話

  85. HB pencil

    HB pencil

    11 天 前

    Wtf痰果單

  86. Kaka01061

    Kaka01061

    11 天 前

    試下整少effects 😂 幾影響觀感

  87. Leo Ho

    Leo Ho

    11 天 前

    一個人拍拖的匪夷所思

  88. Rex Chen

    Rex Chen

    11 天 前

    兩個都係谷導嘎喔 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  89. YL Lau

    YL Lau

    11 天 前

    讀英文shakespeare !!!

  90. yanyan lai

    yanyan lai

    11 天 前

    下次講老師針對學生

  91. MugenLKL

    MugenLKL

    11 天 前

    男人一講起屎尿屁就興起😂

  92. コジマケン

    コジマケン

    11 天 前

    幾時整個暴龍哥食暴食世界? 食晒所有奇怪食物。

  93. RoMeow 儸密貓

    RoMeow 儸密貓

    11 天 前

    匪夷所思系列一流🤣🤣🤣

  94. Peter Cheung

    Peter Cheung

    11 天 前

    Weeee~~~可唔可以用暴龍哥把聲讀松島安嘅詩句

  95. Jodie Chan

    Jodie Chan

    11 天 前

    weee... 食緊嘢,然後食唔落🤮🤮🤮

  96. Joey Chung

    Joey Chung

    11 天 前

    頂!夜媽媽,食住消夜睇!想點呀?!😒🤮

  97. lee martin

    lee martin

    11 天 前

    好玩唔玩,玩屎

  98. Jen LAM

    Jen LAM

    11 天 前

    Weeeee~~~ 除咗中意聽到你讀網民d匪夷所思之外我更中意聽你哋故事!!!玩屎玩到咁真係好難會親身遇到!

  99. Chris Chow

    Chris Chow

    11 天 前

    最尾環節好掂

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