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Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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评论 

  1. marcelaruby84

    marcelaruby84

    46 分钟 前

    This ban Donald Trump on social media need to include his minions Ivanka, jr, Eric too

  2. Mighty Mouse20

    Mighty Mouse20

    11 小时 前

    This show gets more pathetic as it goes on. Nothing really funny, just a really disrespectful host that is not even remotely good at his job. Maybe he needs to see Letterman/Leno/Carson shows for real class, humor and fun.

  3. Chungwei Wang

    Chungwei Wang

    12 小时 前

    The flowery pillow conventionally perform because couch intradurally zoom forenenst a gamy fiction. sad, cruel daffodil

  4. Joaquim Manuel Freixeiro

    Joaquim Manuel Freixeiro

    天 前

    Ooh my, if stupidity was taxable....😄😃😉

  5. Nathan

    Nathan

    天 前

    This whole thing doesn’t make sense you’re just laughing at all of the facts being throw at your face and presenting them as an argument. Is Biden not cutting off people’s ability work, are 300+ kids not coming to the border. You laugh about all these problems Biden causes like they aren’t ruining america

  6. Vince Risi

    Vince Risi

    4 天 前

    Jimmy Kimmel has self certified himself as a low/no talent.

  7. Vince Risi

    Vince Risi

    4 天 前

    Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..

  8. William Filce

    William Filce

    5 天 前

    Dog is better groomed than Cruz

  9. Liz

    Liz

    5 天 前

    You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.

  10. Lauren Miller

    Lauren Miller

    5 天 前

    My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂

  11. Richard Pierpoint

    Richard Pierpoint

    5 天 前

    Diamond and Silk wouldn't, by any chance, be a couple of mercenary KKKoconuts, would they? Just asking...

  12. Rafael pimentel

    Rafael pimentel

    6 天 前

    😂😂

  13. NuNu ReDs

    NuNu ReDs

    6 天 前

    Mikey back on dat crack 😅

  14. fabian lang

    fabian lang

    6 天 前

    Whatever! Whoever! Who are the trumps?

  15. Renee Sydnor-Henry

    Renee Sydnor-Henry

    6 天 前

    You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.

  16. Timothy Rodriquez

    Timothy Rodriquez

    6 天 前

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  17. leniel dela torre

    leniel dela torre

    6 天 前

    10:40-now its OurPillows you crazy whackjob

  18. mac scrambles

    mac scrambles

    6 天 前

    You're a fake whimp Kimmel

  19. RACHELE GRASSI

    RACHELE GRASSI

    6 天 前

    mfdoom

  20. Papi

    Papi

    6 天 前

    Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!

  21. Crying Broken

    Crying Broken

    7 天 前

    That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄

  22. Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    7 天 前

    HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.

  23. Melita Smith

    Melita Smith

    7 天 前

    Very pathetic!!!

  24. Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    7 天 前

    Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.

  25. etothengxd

    etothengxd

    7 天 前

    The doubtful yoke generally tease because avenue affectively record behind a cynical prosecution. venomous, trite jury

  26. akparadise

    akparadise

    7 天 前

    People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.

  27. AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel

    AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel

    7 天 前

    That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all

  28. Stephen Benn

    Stephen Benn

    7 天 前

    Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?

  29. Fabio Soltero

    Fabio Soltero

    7 天 前

    Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!

  30. Rocky Koast

    Rocky Koast

    7 天 前

    What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!

  31. navaskin

    navaskin

    7 天 前

    Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.

  32. furonable

    furonable

    7 天 前

    Conan is better

  33. Zoe Fang

    Zoe Fang

    7 天 前

    Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.

  34. phyllis garrison

    phyllis garrison

    7 天 前

    The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!

  35. Dora Carias

    Dora Carias

    7 天 前

    Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂

  36. Pricilla Collier

    Pricilla Collier

    7 天 前

    Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.

  37. Greta Kirby

    Greta Kirby

    7 天 前

    Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?

  38. zool hert

    zool hert

    7 天 前

    How was Jeff's island Jimmy

  39. Paolo Mesturini

    Paolo Mesturini

    7 天 前

    cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......

  40. Lupelff Craftgage

    Lupelff Craftgage

    7 天 前

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  41. dinakajtaz

    dinakajtaz

    8 天 前

    sad

  42. Chaim Salamon

    Chaim Salamon

    8 天 前

    Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you

  43. Kong Thai

    Kong Thai

    8 天 前

    True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣

  44. Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales

    Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales

    8 天 前

    Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses

  45. mark brannigan

    mark brannigan

    8 天 前

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  46. Christ - King Of Kings

    Christ - King Of Kings

    8 天 前

    Transpocalypse Now Archives on CNwill

  47. Standupforyourself9

    Standupforyourself9

    8 天 前

    If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...

  48. Standupforyourself9

    Standupforyourself9

    8 天 前

    Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.

  49. Bill Wegman

    Bill Wegman

    8 天 前

    Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker

  50. Donald Talton

    Donald Talton

    8 天 前

    Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.

  51. Ettore Namias

    Ettore Namias

    8 天 前

    I love that mexican meatball :) lol

  52. Richard Pierpoint

    Richard Pierpoint

    8 天 前

    Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!

  53. Renae' Livings

    Renae' Livings

    8 天 前

    The crowd laughs at every little thing.

  54. Worlds Biggest Loser

    Worlds Biggest Loser

    8 天 前

    Fled Cruz 🤣

  55. I am Khai

    I am Khai

    8 天 前

    The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth

  56. TheHojirt

    TheHojirt

    8 天 前

    True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence

  57. Jahaziel fuentes

    Jahaziel fuentes

    8 天 前

    Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆

  58. Zay

    Zay

    8 天 前

    Trump supporters: ThE nEw YoRk TiMeS tAx StOrY wAs FaKe Also Trump Supporters: ThEy ShOuLdN't ReLeAsE hIs TaX rEtUrNs BeCaUsE tHe NeW yOrK tImEs AlReAdY dId

  59. Arabion knights

    Arabion knights

    8 天 前

    Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??

  60. Joseph Franco

    Joseph Franco

    8 天 前

    If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.

  61. Randy Sprouse

    Randy Sprouse

    8 天 前

    I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "

  62. blink182 topfan

    blink182 topfan

    8 天 前

    Funny

  63. G. E. Ayres

    G. E. Ayres

    8 天 前

    I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.

  64. Yin Tai Ng

    Yin Tai Ng

    8 天 前

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  65. Paul McDavitt

    Paul McDavitt

    8 天 前

    Tweakin' heavy, Jr?

  66. Alberto Bernal

    Alberto Bernal

    8 天 前

    the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem

  67. Angelia Mattie

    Angelia Mattie

    8 天 前

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  68. Joy Phillips

    Joy Phillips

    8 天 前

    Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.

  69. World Peace Wishing

    World Peace Wishing

    8 天 前

    If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.

  70. Suzanne Porter

    Suzanne Porter

    8 天 前

    Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....

  71. Deb Ski

    Deb Ski

    9 天 前

    "BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!

  72. Jessie Labate

    Jessie Labate

    9 天 前

    Don Jr: Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun with his family,its Obama’s fault

  73. fredzep01

    fredzep01

    9 天 前

    since 1900 - 2021 there been less deaths due to Hurricanes In The United States than covid19, you are not going to stand in the one place and hope you don't get killed. Now the thing is, was trump either severely stupid or is it he simply doesn't care about your family and you. Or if he is stupid then your going to after ask yourself why do you side with him. that's the only two out comes for this. everybody got hoodwinked by him. more than half the covid death's are trumps fault, if you have lost a loved one sue them ? trump for jail 2021.

  74. Andrew Zeitler

    Andrew Zeitler

    9 天 前

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  75. leopoldo Rodriguez

    leopoldo Rodriguez

    9 天 前

    That Guillermo, needs to lose half of his Waugh, he looks less than attractive

  76. Glennis Bennett

    Glennis Bennett

    9 天 前

    Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  77. Uw Ayw

    Uw Ayw

    9 天 前

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  78. allen vanco

    allen vanco

    9 天 前

    Why ISIS stop attacking London and France , are they in quarantine too , who’s killing British and French people .? Can Macron and Boris Johnson answers .! Why the terrorists showing up on the places and times MR.Macron and Boris want .?

  79. Mitzi Naku

    Mitzi Naku

    9 天 前

    Poor pup lmao

  80. Kenneth Holecek

    Kenneth Holecek

    9 天 前

    So it's funny parts are falling . Democrats ugh

  81. Babette Badges

    Babette Badges

    9 天 前

    No effin way is he Trumps bio son! No resemblance in any way! He sure is Codependent to a Narcissist though!

  82. alexander jimenez

    alexander jimenez

    9 天 前

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  83. O. Jackson

    O. Jackson

    9 天 前

    I am so tired of those two Black Birds Heckel and Jeckel. They had nothing relevant to say when the Orange Clown was in office so why are they they still talking. Shut up! Serious Sisters are embarrassed by them .

  84. Thomas Magnum

    Thomas Magnum

    9 天 前

    To late ted.

  85. Woke 2024

    Woke 2024

    9 天 前

    this guy is obsessed with President Trump

  86. Patricia Zentz

    Patricia Zentz

    9 天 前

    I would take that 5$ deal on the OUR pillows.

  87. Susana M. C.

    Susana M. C.

    9 天 前

    I can listen to Guillermo’s laugh for a straight hour

    • Benito Gonzalez Jr.

      Benito Gonzalez Jr.

      9 天 前

      De que pais es usted Sra. M.C?

  88. hector davila

    hector davila

    9 天 前

    Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

  89. PG

    PG

    9 天 前

    I dont know if I had voted for Biden, I might be hiding in a corner and be quiet. 10000 union jobs gone, men competing against women. Doesn't look lucid at all oh and he put those immigrant kids in cages. Yeah you should be making fun of Trump.

  90. TMP inc

    TMP inc

    9 天 前

    They obviously don't know what a well cared for dog looks like; that dog's been loved a lot, it's written all over his face. Meanwhile, Trump jr looks worse than the dog. I honestly don't know if he really does drugs, or he's just that big an idiot. Like father like son, it's probably both.

  91. Gwen Walravens

    Gwen Walravens

    9 天 前

    If I were a judge, I'd definitely use 9:30 against him to fully award the 1,3 billion $.

  92. et1965

    et1965

    9 天 前

    Hahahahha. Brilliant show. Love the Pillow Man bit.

  93. Raw Chicken Sandwich

    Raw Chicken Sandwich

    9 天 前

    Does anyone actually watch this bullshit?

  94. Quasi Modem

    Quasi Modem

    9 天 前

    How can a dog’s hair be in question when Trump’s coif looked crazy. Actually the dog looks like he is shocked at Trump’s do.

  95. Green Tea

    Green Tea

    9 天 前

    Now imagine this panic when a terrorist hits ALL critical infrastructures once. People don’t stop and think about it happening in their state or town. We are talking mass panic. Now can that be something we mitigate now🤔?

  96. Big Boomer

    Big Boomer

    9 天 前

    He helped dozens... 💩

  97. Sarah Fry

    Sarah Fry

    9 天 前

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  98. Miguel Macias

    Miguel Macias

    9 天 前

    Biden's dog is beautiful.

  99. Mrs. TisMe Thomas

    Mrs. TisMe Thomas

    9 天 前

    Lmaoooooo

  100. Regan Pierce

    Regan Pierce

    9 天 前

    45 would have been there all right. He would have been taking a cut of the huge charges they’re trying to make Texans pay. Oh, good another video of looking up Donny Jr.’s nostrils!

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